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Monday, December 15, 2008

Two Type of Drivers

A brilliant man once said (actually I think it was a standup comic) that there are only two types of drivers in the world:

idiots & maniacs

An Idiot is anyone that is driving slower than you. A Maniac is anyone driving faster.

True insight into human nature if you ask me.

4 comments:

Wayward Son said...

So...how is one to rank oneself on the idiot/maniac list using such a system? Hm? :)

P.S. Dude, you changed your layout! Cool.

Heidi W said...

The trick is easy, Jeff... we must believe that it is all about us, and we are the only great driver out there, therefore everyone else must be an idiot/maniac.

Aaron said...

Exactly! You are the point of reference for all other drivers. You are #1...all others are #2 or lower!

Wayward Son said...

Okay, then...I'm cool. :)